Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Remedy or not.

I'm totally into holistic remedies, so I thought I'd give this one a try and ohmigosh- you need to try this home remedy for Autism.

Last night, after Jaysen's bath, I rubbed a banana on the bottom of his feet.
After the banana, I coated his feet in rice krispies (providing the ultimate sensory experience). Cotton socks went over the banana-krispie feet. Two marshmallows went in his armpits, and I put an apple under his pillow with an ancient incantation inscribed into it. I kissed him goodnight, and he went to sleep.

When Jaysen woke up... his Autism was gone.
Gone, I tell ya!
It even left a note!

April Fools-

Well at least he had a midnight snack at the ready.


Casdok said...

Very good!! Lol!!

Trouble is with all the myths about autism someone might actually believe you!

mommy~dearest said...

Good point, Casdok.

I am a mom. Not a medical practitioner. If you choose to spread foodstuffs on your children, do so at your own risk. Results may vary depending on your sense of humor. If you don't like it, you can lick my kids' banana-krispie foot.

Marshella said...

So... how long did it take you to think of that one? :)

therextras said...

My compliments on an innocuous and funny foolish cure.


Julie L. said...

I'm reading this a few days late, but just wanted to say "Good One!!"

LAA and Family said...

Tee hee! I'm imagining how all three of my boys would be sitting around eating all this food off themselves while going to sleep. Or, my two NT sons would be jealous of their brother who got to have all these interesting food items covering him!

Anonymous said...

Shhhh-don't tell Jenny McCarthy. She'll take this and turn it into a book and try to sell it to the mass of gullible parents who would believe it!!