Friday, September 9, 2011

Cellar Door

Does it ever seem like crazy stuff only happens to you?  I hope so because I am really starting to think some Greater Being has it out for me or something, and I'd hate to go down alone.  I'm eyeballing you, Xenu. 

I mean seriously.  Let's just look at this for a minute.
My house burns down. here
I do a botch job at cutting my thumb off with a can lid. here
I have a uterine ablation that had no success. here
I have a hysterectomy. here
I get parvo. here
My son needs surgery. here
I demand that my son stay in the school that he is currently in with his friends, only to find the new assistant principal is the old principal from the shitty-school-that-shall-not-be-named. (more on this later)
and oh yeah, I need another hysterectomy. 

Yeah, see...the funny thing about me, is if there's ever "a very small percentage..." just accept and expect that I'm in that minute insignificant group of people that bizarre things happen to. 

Because seriously who has two hysterectomies?  Oh right, people who are me.  It makes perfect sense now.   

It's like a movie.  Hysterectomy Part Deux: This time, it's cervical.

I'm pretty sure this is how wormholes are created.
If you meet your parallel self and you're way cooler than your real self- you're welcome.


5 comments:

krex said...

I know myself and other aspies who always seem to get the "rare" side effects and over sensitivity and allergic reactions to just about any med but didn't know we also regrew our internal organs...You will be a guest on Alphas soon .

I'm interested in hearing more on this as I am harboring a uterine tumor for the past 6 years and considering a hysterectomy and would like to get it "right" the first time ;)

mommy~dearest said...

Oh! Sorry for the confusion- Although it would be really cool, I'm not regenerating any internal organs that I know of. I had a LSH last year- they only removed my uterus. I've still been basically hemhorraging, so this time they're going to remove my cervix. Tubes and other various sundries will still be intact. Despite my crazy issues, I don't regret it in the least. :)

Joeymom said...

This is what I get for not checking your blog regularly. I mean, seriously? Holy shit.

Anonymous said...

karma.. you know how to make it right.

mommy~dearest said...

Karma? That makes no sense. Crackpipes and commenting don't mix.