Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Mommy~dearest now with Frankenhand grip! Order now and receive 6 stitches free!

Mercury is obviously retrograde- but it's getting more difficult to tell, because it seems I just can't catch a break. Ever. Like not since 1978 or so.

Maybe all this craptastic stuff is happening for a reason.
Maybe I'm going to be rewarded with something huge.
Or maybe it's a sign I should resign this blog.
Maybe someone cursed me.

Whatever's going on, it needs to stop.

Because really?
I was just trying to open a can of green beans, not audition as a Gorefest 2010 hand model.

Behold The Frankenhand...





Am sexxxy to even the undead now.

7 comments:

KWombles said...

((()))

Marshella said...

OUCH!

Sorry.

Shondira said...

Gag me with a spoon!

Tanya @ TeenAutism said...

Owww! Painful to look at! Feel better soon.

Terri said...

Vegetables! Nothing good comes from them!

Seriously, feel better--tbe stitches are beautiful.

TherExtras said...

Not nice.

Know any good OTs?

mommy~dearest said...

Barbara- I do know a fabulous OT, but she apparently has something against cotton candy. ;)