Mercury is obviously retrograde- but it's getting more difficult to tell, because it seems I just can't catch a break. Ever. Like not since 1978 or so.
Maybe all this craptastic stuff is happening for a reason.
Maybe I'm going to be rewarded with something huge.
Or maybe it's a sign I should resign this blog.
Maybe someone cursed me.
Whatever's going on, it needs to stop.
I was just trying to open a can of green beans, not audition as a Gorefest 2010 hand model.
Behold The Frankenhand...