Wednesday, November 18, 2009

'Cuz life keeps getting awesome-er. er. er. er. er.

I am going completely batshit insane.
The temporary housing agency called this afternoon, to give me my move out date.
Yeah. Any guesses?
December 31st.

Well Happy Holidays and get.the.hell.out.

For those of you new to my blog, my house burned down in June, and we've been living in a temporary house until mine can be rebuilt. My house hasn't even been demolished yet, let alone starting a rebuild.

Perfuckt.

So... it's contest time!
All you have to do is leave a comment, and I will pick a lucky winner.
The winner gets...my family!
Yes! We will move in and take over your very own house.
We don't eat much. Well, Rylan and I do, but Jaysen totally balances that out with all of his (non)eating issues.
C'mon... it'll be fun! We can have pillow fights, and I can use up all your hot water with my uber long and insanely hot showers.
See? Fun!

Damn you Murphy. Damn you to Hell-o Kitty.

11 comments:

Corrie Howe said...

Is Murphy the kitty? And did the kitty cause the fire? I'm not that new to your blog, but I didn't know about the fire.

We had a fire when my oldest and I were living on our own. Took about three or four months to get back into the house...and we really only had cosmetic damage. But we did spend Christmas in a hotel.

mama edge said...

I lost your blog a during the spring when I had to move to new digs (trolls burned down my old blog). So sorry! Had no idea.

I, um, don't want your family, but YOU my dear can move in with me, like, yesterday! It'll be slumber parties every night and chocolate for breakfast and watching bad Tori Spelling movies all day long. Whadya say?

Shondira said...

We still need to meet face to face. But you are welcome at my home anytime :)

Erin said...

Yuck. Do they not realize that the holidays are not a good time to move? Wish I lived closer and could offer to help. When are they thinking about demolishing your house. Sending hugs, 'cause I can't send actual help.

mommy~dearest said...

Corrie- No, Murphy was not the kitty. You know- Murphy and his damned "laws". Haha.

Yo, mama- Chocolate for breakfast? I'm totally in.

Shondira- Xoxoxo. We're hanging in there- give the fam lots of hugs!

Erin- Just talked to the builder last night about the demo. I have no idea how long it will take to pull permits. Why do we need permits for every-stinkin-thing? Gotta scratch your ass? Sorry, need a permit for that first.

Ugh.

Casdok said...

Commuting to school might be a bit long but you are more than welcome here :)

Heike said...

Time for a holiday to Australia! Jump on a plane and come here. The weather is stinking hot, the pool is warm, and you can camp in the garden - you've met most of our local wildlife at J's birhtday party, so you'll feel right at home... Seriously. You're welcome. The whole lot of you.

Ashley's Mom said...

And Virginia is lovely this time of year - come on down!

Anonymous said...

Bagels for breakfast, cheesy potatoes for supper. Door is open

Joeymom said...

We have room! We'll put the boys in with mine, and they can have sleepovers every night. And you can have the guest room all to yourself. No problemo. And I LOVE Christmas, so we will have totally awesome decorations and everything. You'll love Virginia!

Tammy said...

No room here. Sometimes I'm not sure there's room enough for my family. Although, the kids would like the pillow fights.