Wednesday, October 14, 2009

You've got to be effing kidding me.

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What the fuck.
I am so pissed off right now. I need to vent, and what better place to do that, than my very own blog. Check this shit out.

I received notice from my fuckard Ex, that he and his waif-ho girlfriend scheduled their motherfucking C-section for tomorrow. Why does that have my panties in a bunch, you ask?

It's Jaysen's birthday.

Why would he do that?
The fucker hardly ever comes around as it is, so what- you need a fucking excuse not to see your son on his birthday? Fucking asshole shitfucker.
Oh right... "It's awesome! I have four kids, and only have to remember two birthdays!" (He also has twins)

Gee, you fucking fuckerton, maybe if you hadn't fried your goddamn brain on so many fucking drugs, you'd fucking "get it". Fucking addict. Oh snap, I forgot. Recovering addict. Whatever, shithead. 'Cuz being an alcoholic is totally different.


I'm thinking somebody should probably punch me in the face or something, because I'm really starting to think that I actually died in the fire, and I am in Hell. Except I can't find my cat, which come to think of it, would be fitting if I were in Hell.

Can anything else happen this year?
I don't know how much more one person can fucking handle. And I am about to blow.
I cannot believe he is such a fucking dickface.
I mean, he's a dickface, but this? Way beyond his realm of crapshittiness.
This is a whole new level of shitty. It's the uber-shit.

I want to rip the motherfucker's eyeballs out and jumprope with his optic nerves.

I am so pissed.
Seriously? You had to do this on his birthday?
You are the world's biggest asshole.


Heike said...

Yeah. That's pretty nasty. Or is he so dumb he didn't even realise? Not sure what's worse...

Corrie Howe said...

It is thoughtless of both of them. I'm sorry that this happened to Jaysen and you.

Casdok said...

I dont understand why some men do this. C for his 21st didnt get anything from his dad not even an excuse.
Happy birthday Jaysen! Im sure your mum will give you a brillient day!

Ashley's Mom said...

Sounds like your ex was also my ex. My son is going to be 19 years old in just two weeks, and his father (and I use that term loosely) has NEVER even sent him a birthday card.

Give Jaysen a big hug and tell him all his virtual friends said Happy Birthday!!

mommy~dearest said...

I would totally be fine with it if Jaysen's dad were out of his life- but this in and out shit is not cool. Either you're in, or you're out. 4 times a year is crap.

Update: The baby's middle name is Nicole. Jaysen's is Nicholas.

Effing nice.

Erin said...

Wow. Talk about insensitive. Have you asked him to just stay out of Jaysen's life altogether? It might make it easier if you could just ignore him. Either way, marvelous birthday wishes to Jaysen, and calm, relaxing thoughts to you....and maybe a big glass of wine. Hugs!

Shea's Mom said...

Yeah, this is pretty sucky. There comes a time in all children's lives when they take stock of their parents and who was there for them for the important moments.

I think it will obvious to them which parent was the one who was there through the thick and thin.

Hang in there, sugar!


ali said...

biggest. ass hat. ever. what was his excuse?