Friday, May 30, 2008

To my friends...

When you are sad- I will jump on the person who made you sad, like a spider monkey jacked up on coffee.

When you are blue- I will try my damndest to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile- I will know you are plotting something that I have to be involved in.

When you are scared- I will pee in the cup for you.

When you are worried- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, until you quit whining.

When you are confused- I will use small words.

When you are sick- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever it is that you have.

When you fall- I may laugh, but I would never point.

And with that, I leave you with this thought:
Friendship is like peeing your pants.
Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth.



Aren't you lucky to be my friend?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love this! Too funny!

Have a great weekend!

Mary P Jones (MPJ) said...

You're the best!

Tina@ SendChocolateNow said...

This was too funny! Did you write it? Found you on the Autism Hub blog list. Had to comment on the poem, it was quite witty.

mommy~dearest said...

Haha- no, I didn't write it, but I tweaked it. :)

Marshella said...

Where do you come up with these? That's great!