Friday, May 30, 2008

To my friends...

When you are sad- I will jump on the person who made you sad, like a spider monkey jacked up on coffee.

When you are blue- I will try my damndest to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile- I will know you are plotting something that I have to be involved in.

When you are scared- I will pee in the cup for you.

When you are worried- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, until you quit whining.

When you are confused- I will use small words.

When you are sick- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever it is that you have.

When you fall- I may laugh, but I would never point.

And with that, I leave you with this thought:
Friendship is like peeing your pants.
Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth.

Aren't you lucky to be my friend?


Anonymous said...

I love this! Too funny!

Have a great weekend!

Mary P Jones (MPJ) said...

You're the best!

TLC said...

This was too funny! Did you write it? Found you on the Autism Hub blog list. Had to comment on the poem, it was quite witty.

mommy~dearest said...

Haha- no, I didn't write it, but I tweaked it. :)

cmdhdpeterson5 said...

Where do you come up with these? That's great!