Last night:
Jaysen asked me a question that I wasn't quite prepared for...
"Mommy, how did you make me?"
So I answered him like any other modern, politically correct, informative mother would.
"Out of Jaysen-clay."
Yes I did, so shut up.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
The Buzzards and the Bees
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Im laughing so much am at a loss for words!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!
Have a look if you can find babette cole's book "mummy laid and egg" It has all the answers - silly and true - you need...
I kind of liked the Jaysen-clay.
I have a little Jaysen,
I made him out of clay,
and when he's dry and ready,
oh Jaysen I shall play,
oh Jaysen, Jaysen, Jaysen...
Everybody!...
That is too funny!
Just wait until Jaysen is sitting in art class and yells out to a fellow student, "You have clay. I have clay. Let's make a baby!"
(Eek: my word verification is "lardfin")
LOL, Jaysen clay! I'll have to remember that one!
Sounds completely reasonable to me. ;)
Oh GOOD one! I'll have to remember that. Mommy Dearest had a good one too.
Too funny!
Mommy-Dearest I sang that in the tune of dreidel dreidel dreidel. Catchy
LOL....I love it!
Awesome! That is a classic. I needed that belly laugh today!
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