Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Grody.

Know what's gross?
Like really, really gross?
Grosser than a hickey from Steven Tyler?
Grosser than Ron Jeremy nekkid?
Grosser than this guy?
Grosser than Jocelyn Wildenstien?

Okay...

You're driving home from work.
It's hot, despite the open window.
You're getting a little sticky.
You realize, damn- I am one funky mess!
However, you notice the lovely smell wafting from your pits, isn't your usual earthy musk.

It's then you realize that you probably forgot to wash the donated shirt you're wearing.
Other people's BO mixed in with your sweatiness.
Ew.

6 comments:

Piscesgirl said...

That is so gross....and yet, I am not sure that it is worse then Ron Jeremy naked. Is there anything worse? I guess maybe seeing him in action?? ::shudder:: Yea...your not too bad.lol

kia (good enough mama) said...

Ew. Though I agree with Piscesgirl...there is definitely something worse out there. ;)

Joeymom said...

Um... I washed all the clothes I sent for your little guy. I promise.

Casdok said...

Lovely!

Tanya @ TeenAutism said...

That reminds me, now that I'm back from my trip, how's your music selection shaping up? I'd be happy to send some CDs your way. Let me know, okay?

KC's Blog said...

Totally gross but I agree Ron Jeremy naked has got to be the sickest!