One Ex, Two Ex

One Ex
Two Ex
Red Ex
Blue Ex

This one has a little scar
This one has a little car
Say! What a lot
of Exes there are.

Some are pink
And some are black
Some will even have your back.

Yes, some are dirty
And some are clean
Some are very very mean.

Some use their sleeve
And some use tissues
Lookout for those mommy-issues!

Some sleep on floors
Some sleep in beds
And some are stupid liar-heads.

Some are thin
And some are thick
Some just try to be a dick.

Why so they insist on causing drama?
I do not know
Go ask a llama.

In short....don't be a dick Ex.