Tuesday, April 19, 2011

I have a full time job, and surprise! it's not you.

Dear People in my Life,

Please stop going to jail, beating your spouses, and being general asshats.  You should also stop the drugs, take care of your children, and do something productive instead of running around playing silly games like a spider monkey on crack.  It would be nice if you ceased having medical complications, and also? stop dying.  My sanity thanks you.

Love,
Me.

3 comments:

r.b. said...

(((hug)))

Don't love so much and it won't hurt so bad...

Joeymom said...

You'll be happy to know I am still alive with minimal medical complications, I am doing productive stuff like gardening, my kids are fine, and I don't do drugs. My spouse is bruise-less, and I have never been to jail (knock on wood). I hope I am not being an asshat. So, no worries from this corner, if you need a minute of sanity. Just sending plenty of hugs.

mommy~dearest said...

Hahaha....well that's ONE I don't have to worry about. :P