Friday, December 31, 2010

2011





~Happy 2011~
Wishing everyone a happy and healthy
New Year!


We gots big plans for you, 2011...

Love,

Us.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Moar reasons December rox...

What was probably the lonliest Christmas I have evar had, also had some supergreat highlights.
The first being that I was drunk dialed at 11:30pm on Christmas Eve, by 2 British women. They were hilarious, as they were having a blast at what sounded to be like a huge party, and wished me not only a Merry Christmas, but a Happy Hanukkah too! Made.My.Night. I hope they call back on New Year's. I love drunk people leaving messages for other people on my machine. I'm bizarre like that.

And, and, AND.....
Anyone familiar with The Friendship Circle (shout-out to Dani and Little Bird), knows this is an awesome place. How awesome is awesome? Awesome.

But what makes it even awesomer-er-er-er-er, is if you look at the calendar they put out.

Check out December.
The kid in the middle?
That's mine.

*beaming*



Rock the J.Geils.

Friday, December 24, 2010

We wish you a fuzzy Christmas...

We have two new additions to our family this Holiday Season~
I would like to introduce to you Phineas and Sosi!....

Phineas is a rescue kitty, kind of. Well, he is a rescue kitty, but his foster home was a really posh coture cat boutique. So don't feel all that horrible for him. Haha. Phinny is hilarious. Not only is he completely laid back, he is GI-FREAKIN-NORMOUS. This kitty is solid. Like a rock. Ashford and Simpson got nuthin' on my phatt boy.

I am quick to tell people that I fell love at first sight with Mr. Phineas, and while I did...the real reason I adopted him was because yay! Finally someone with a bigger ass than me!

Okay...meet Phinn!





Lookit this fayce!



We work out together all the time...





Best buddies...


Which brings me to TBML. The Beautiful Miss Lilac.
Lilac was a rescue from a vet hospital. She was caught in a trap, and has 3 1/2 legs. Jaysen was hesitant about having a kitty with 3 legs. He kept thinking she was going to bleed all over the place. I had to explain to him that she was well healed, and assured him there would be no blood. He was okay with it, and came with me to pick her up.

I was trying to think of names for her- I loved the name Isosceles, "Sosi" for short. So I was calling her Sosi. Except... every time I called her Sosi, Jaysen would correct me "Mom...her name is Lilac". Uh...yeah.

Those of you who know me in real life, know I cannot have a cat named Lilac. Lilac? Seriously? No. I name my pets after serial killers. I've had Gacy, Albert, Dahmer, Henry... I cannot have a cat named Lilac. Ugh.

Yet, my son insists.
And he usually wins.
So it's Lilac. Kind of. I made the rule that if he insists on Lilac, we must preface it with "The Beautiful Miss". But I still call her Sosi. Sometimes I get confused and call her Lily. And yes, he still corrects me. Whatever her name is, she is itty-bitty, and the sweetest thing ever!

So here she is...The Beautiful Miss Lilac, Isosceles, Lily-girl.


Tired Sosi-grrrl...



Is never too tired for some kitty-love!


Where is mah foots?

Who needs a foots when you have eyeballs that shoot laser beams?!?


May your Christmas be this warm and fuzzy too!
Happy Holidays!

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Shyt you never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever want to hear your kid say...

Jaysen.
Trying to unscrew the battery cover to a plug-n-play game.
He is not having much luck.

"Hey mom...why don't you give this a try? You're the best screwer ever."


Uh...

Monday, December 20, 2010

Yule 2010

Is here. With a lunar eclipse.
How cool is that?
Way.



Happy Yule, everyone...



Love,
Chez Quirk

~BB~

This year's ornament courtesy of my newly found Pagan sister, Owlene.
And to those whom I am missing... I love you dearly.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Another reason my children will need more therapy...

Jaysen's lunch.
New strategy.

Reads: Magic carrots. Only eat if you want super-speed.
Love, Mom

Reads: Evil Cookie of Doom.
Love, Mom

Yeah, it didn't work either, but I had to give it a shot.