Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The Buzzards and the Bees

Last night:

Jaysen asked me a question that I wasn't quite prepared for...
"Mommy, how did you make me?"

So I answered him like any other modern, politically correct, informative mother would.
"Out of Jaysen-clay."


Yes I did, so shut up.

12 comments:

Casdok said...

Im laughing so much am at a loss for words!!

StatMama said...

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Heike said...

Have a look if you can find babette cole's book "mummy laid and egg" It has all the answers - silly and true - you need...

mommy~dearest said...

I kind of liked the Jaysen-clay.

I have a little Jaysen,
I made him out of clay,
and when he's dry and ready,
oh Jaysen I shall play,
oh Jaysen, Jaysen, Jaysen...

Everybody!...

Marshella said...

That is too funny!

Mama Mara said...

Just wait until Jaysen is sitting in art class and yells out to a fellow student, "You have clay. I have clay. Let's make a baby!"

(Eek: my word verification is "lardfin")

Nicki said...

LOL, Jaysen clay! I'll have to remember that one!

kia (good enough mama) said...

Sounds completely reasonable to me. ;)

Jodi said...

Oh GOOD one! I'll have to remember that. Mommy Dearest had a good one too.

dgibbs said...

Too funny!

Mommy-Dearest I sang that in the tune of dreidel dreidel dreidel. Catchy

kristi said...

LOL....I love it!

Marla said...

Awesome! That is a classic. I needed that belly laugh today!