Okay, so I didn't.
But what I did find is the ultimate epitome of awesomeness.
What I found- is better than money. Better than gold. Better than jewels. Better than sex.
It's even better than Ezra.
I found...(potential) babysitters.
I know! I am so excited!
I say (potential) because I haven't done any formal interviewing yet, but still- this is huge!
I have never had one-a dem before, and Jaysen will be seven next month (my mother is a saint in that department).
And actually, it was Jaysen who found them! There were two neighborhood kids just passing by, and Jaysen McSocialpants decided to strike up a conversation to the best of his ability. They thought he was adorable (well duh), and we bonded from there.
They're sisters, and they have a cousin, or a cousin's friend, or a friend's cousin... who has Autism, so they're not spooked by that, and they just seem so sweet. They gave me their numbers and said to call whenever I wanted to get to know them better. How cool is that- not "call me for a job", but "call me to get to know me better". Color me impressed already.
Real, live (potential) babysitters!
I am so geeked.
Keep your fingers crossed.